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No Love for Oscar

It seems that settling the WGA before the Oscars was more important to everyone here in town than the general movie-adoring public. ABC saw ratings drop a staggering 20% from 2007 and 24% in their golden 18-49 advertising bracket. And it’s not like there was a lot of competition for viewers, with alternatives like NASCAR, Big Brother, and repeats of Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

The blame shouldn’t rest solely with the strike though. Let’s face it, the 3.5 hour stroke fest continues to be a sleep-inducing bore. While the pacing was a bit more fluid than years past, did we really need montage salutes to Binoculars, Bad Dreams, and Bees, no matter how firmly tongue was implanted in cheek? And can we finally ditch the musical numbers? I love Kristin Chenoweth as much as any musical theatre die-hard, but seriously that extravaganza was a waste of time. With any luck, the producers will learn from this wake up call. People are tired of award shows.

Great Oscar Quote: Joel Coen

Joel CoenEthan and I have been making stories with movie cameras since we were kids. In the late ’60s when Ethan was 11 or 12, he got a suit and a briefcase and we went to the Minneapolis International Airport with a Super 8 camera and made a movie about shuttle diplomacy called Henry Kissinger, Man on the Go. And honestly, what we do now doesn’t feel that much different.

the uninvited

Ever wonder what the limo drivers are thinking while all the hoi polloi are hobnobbing? From the AP: ” The limo drivers who shuttle the stars to and from the Kodak Theatre spend Oscar night watching the telecast and eating dinner under heat lamps on a patio at the Hollywood Bowl while they wait for their clients.” (continue reading) Well, I always did.

Oscars Press Room: Tilda Swinton

Q. What was going through your head as they called your name and you walked to the stage?
A. I really just had a reverse Zoolander moment when I think I heard someone else’s name and suddenly slowly heard my own. I’m still recovering from that moment, and I have absolutely no idea what happened after that. So, you know, you can tell me my dress fell off and I’d believe you, so don’t be cruel.

Great Oscar Quote: Marketa Irglova

Marketa IrglovaThis is such a big deal, not only for us, but for all other independent musicians and artists that spend most of their time struggling, and this, the fact that we’re standing here tonight, the fact that we’re able to hold this, it’s just to prove no matter how far out your dreams are, it’s possible. And, you know, fair play to those who dare to dream and don’t give up. And this song was written from a perspective of hope, and hope at the end of the day connects us all, no matter how different we are.

Ask a stupid question…

From the Oscars press room:

Q. Well, Brad, this town just went through a crippling writers strike.
A. I was one of those crippled writers.

Q. Do you think that the Academy Awards has the power to heal frayed relations in this town?
A. Well, you’re talking about a guy who made Ratatouille and made things good between France and the United States for a little bit so, yeah, sure, after that, you know, I think it’s been easy.

Great Oscar Quote: Tilda Swinton

Tilda Swinton…and George Clooney, you know, the seriousness and the dedication to your art, seeing you climb into that rubber bat suit from Batman and Robin, the one with the nipples, every morning under your costume, on the set, off the set, hanging upside-down at lunch, you rock, man.

Great Oscar Quote: Brad Bird

Brad Bird wins for RATATOUILLEI also want to thank my junior high guidance counselor for a meeting we had where he asked me, “What do you want to do with your life?” And I said, “I want to make movies.” And he said, “What else do you want to do with your life?” And I said, “Make movies,” and he said, “What if you couldn’t make movies,” and I said, “I’d find a way that I could.”

“What if movies didn’t exist?”

“I’d have to invent them.” And it went on like this until we were sick of each other and I only realized just recently that he gave me the perfect training for the movie business.

Bizzaro Oscars

Something very upsetting just happened.
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The Rock came on-stage at the Oscars.

The Rock… was on-stage at the Oscars.

This is the last place The Rock should ever be, ever.

It is very important that people understand this.

Make it stop

Oscar 2008 coverageWe’re now heading into Hour 3 of ABC’s Oscar pre-show and it continues to be increasingly uncomfortable. Between George Pennacchio thinking they’re on tape (instead of broadcasting live) trying for Take 2 or 3; the reporter from on top of the El Capitan Theatre marquee giving us tote board updates on how many emails they’ve received; and stylist Randolph Duke’s (looking like Ralph Fiennes evil twin) insights into arriving talent’s wardrobe choices; there’s almost as much valuable content as CNN’s Anderson Cooper and his “best political team on television” analysis following a Presidential primary. At least now we have the comedy of Regis Philbin. A few other observations…

  • When did John Travolta start looking like 1970’s G.I. Joe doll?
  • George Clooney and Jason Bateman are the only ones who get how ridiculous this whole circus is
  • Miley Cyrus is 15 going on 45